If you go down in the woods today, you'd better not go alone. Oh, it's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home. For every pussy there ever was will be down there for sure because today's the day the pussies all have their powwow.
Luckily, you can safely observe the magnificent process that is role call at the pussy powwow right here, without having to risk life and limb actually trying to attend. (Trust us: it seems like fun and games until someone squirts your eye out.)
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