Hey there, Justene. You're looking rather busty today. Oh, who are we kidding—you look rather busty every day.
What's that? You say you have a pair of jeans you'd like to sell us? Well, normally we don't go in for buying clothes we haven't tried on yet...but somehow, there's just something that's so persuasive about your pitch. Hell, would one hundred pairs be okay?
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