Awkward Room Decor Is Awkward (Sex Remains Hot)

November 19, 2011
SAILOR-RIPLEY

Really, dude? You're going to stare challengingly at the camera and flex your biceps while you lift your lady up and down on your dick and pretend like your wallpaper isn't covered in croquet mallets? Okay, then. The sex is very hot, so we'll let it slide.

Your girlfriend is gorgeous, and her tits are... Wait. No. You know what? We're not done with the croquet thing. Are you in British boarding school dorms? Are you a misleadingly diverse character on "Gossip Girl"? We actually really want to know.

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