Remember The Nipples, Remember The Name

You won't be able to recall Samantha Xu as "that girl with the fur," "the lady who wore the hell out of that suit jacket," or even "this lady whose sunhat doesn't hide her cute panties," but if you put a name to the nipples, you'll remember her.

The brain is currently set-up to recognize and remember faces better than nipples, but with the right kind of encouragement (like this) and some advances in the C.I.A's nipple profiling technology, humans should soon develop the ability to recall dozens—if not hundreds—of names based on nips. Why not be ahead of the curve? Start studying Samantha now!

· Via Fashion Gone Rogue (fashiongonerogue.com)