What Color Are Your Panties, Shauna Sand?

The Great Pumpkin is an elusive being, and he only rises out of the patches that he deems the most sincere. Let's be realistic: it's 2011, if the Great Pumpkin is going to show up anywhere, it'll probably be the patch that has the awesome view of Shauna Sand's panties.

We're not calling the Great Pumpkin a voyeur or peeping tom, but we imagine that he'd like to show up in a patch where the pumpkins are all happily raving about the sight of Shauna's long legs and plain but elegant undies.

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