So, when we did that post about softcore films on Netflix a couple of weeks ago, we meant to make it a regular thing. We sure did drop the ball on that one! Anyhow, we're back, and we have five more softcore instant streaming movies for you.
And yes, we're going to make this a regular thing. Let's get back on the smut horse, shall we?
1. 9 Songs: Why didn't we include this movie in our first list? Luckily, super-helpful commenter jimbob38 pointed this flick out, writing: "Not only does it have some good music (Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Elbow, among others), but the version that's streaming is unedited. That's right... the sex scenes get progressively more explicit and there is a male cumshot, as well as full-on penetration." Neat fact: the man involved in the cumshot is the only (or at least the first) actor to be shown ejaculating in a mainstream, UK-produced feature.
2. Macbeth: Sam Worthington in an adaptation of a Shakespeare play? We admit that doesn't sound too sexy, but how do you like the sound of three naked, redhead witches stirring up trouble in the kitchen? If the sound doesn't work for you, there's always this clip! We give this film bonus points for making us feel like we're appreciating a fine piece of literature while we stare at boobs.
3. Sex Machine: Also known as "The Strange Saga of Hiroshi the Freeloading Sex Machine," this movie focuses on two lovers who begin cohabitating and screwing non-stop, only to have their love nest disturbed by a strange ex-boyfriend and his challenge involving cricket wrestling. Never heard of cricket wrestling? Not a problem: this movie is chock full of nudity, random erotic encounters with strangers, and gorgeous imagery. On the downside, the film is in Japanese and doesn't come with subtitles, but who needs words when you have gratuitous sex and cricket wrestling?
4. Caligula: It's Caligula, what more do you want? He's absolutely batshit crazy, he tried to make his horse consul, he wanted to marry his sister, he slept with people's wives for fun and then cracked jokes about it. The biopic of the guy's life and accomplishments is bound to be a little raunchy, but then Giancarlo Lui and Penthouse founder Bob Guccione said "Nuh-uh!" and added a bunch of additional sex and nudity. Of course, the best part of this movie is Helen Mirren (total hottie).
5. Barely Legal: Netflix's description:
Three girlfriends born on the same day are now in their first year of college, and all three of them remain virgins. As their 18th birthday approaches, Sue, Cheryl and Lexi decide that it's time to change their pristine status in this sex comedy.
The most popular review of this movie on Netflix:
This is a fine movie about the transition of 3 young chicks into whores. Here are just the facts: Boobs at 5:05, 12:25, 18:26, five pairs of boobs at 22:40, long break til 40:36, then again at 44:25, 49:08, 53:10, 55:25, 107:40, 115:35, lesbo at 116:45 and 117:35, 119:35, Boobs and bush 103:10 (editor's choice) Get gay for Jesus part at 27:35, washing machine orgasm at 51:45, blind guy/dog/peanut butter/blindfold/and chick at 57:00 and 100:30, vaccuum cleaner orgasm at 59:20
[Pictured above: the witches from "Macbeth" (netflix.com)]