“The Analists” Will Penetrate Your Secret Obsession With Lesbian Butt Play

"Analists" is not the first movie to highlight the anal portion of the word "analyst," but it might be the first movie that cops to the idea that anal sex is easier after a drink or two. Strange move, Lesbian Provocateur; we are intrigued.

We're not saying alcohol is a strange or unwelcome prop in porn, but it is kind of funny that two out of the six scenes in this movie—that's a whole third!—start with a little booze.

Take Flick and Iona for example: sure, it's Christmas, and hitting the Jaegermeister is a perfectly acceptable way to warm up while snuggling on a faux fur blanket, but that looks like an automatic Jaeger shot dispenser next to their bed sitting next to a nearly empty bottle. If this is what it takes for Iona to grip the headboard and let Flick slip a glass dildo in her ass then we must say, ladies: Flick needs to rim Iona more. What you have is a good start, but it could get so much sloppier! Come on, it's Christmas, it's time to work up some spit.

And then there are Milla and Meggy, who can't seem to slip out of their jean shorts without the help of wine. Why must they mask their lust behind alcohol? Milla obviously likes Meggy's Popeye t-shirt, and Meggy can't keep her hands off of Milla's midriff. They should just cut straight to the giant dildo storage closet, grab a couple of dildos, and doubly penetrate Meggy; they both want it so badly. At least, it's what we want.

On the whole, the girls in this movie are wholesome, excitable babes who simply love the butt. The boozehounds should strive to be more like Mika and Collie, two schoolgirls who get turned on by books and need to express their literary love with long 69 sessions. Or they could be like Willa, a young girl whose curiosity has motivated her to stick a huge dildo up Nastie's notably un-nasty ass.

The point is: there are always options that can make anal sex sober and fun. Just say No to impaired sexual acts, and say Yes to bring a proud member of "The Analists"!

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