Coming To America With Adriana Luna

October 20, 2011
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Sometimes the best porn can educate as it entertains. That's why we find the "Fresh Off the Boat" series so valuable. While Filipina Adriana Luna speaks perfect California English, she must still manipulate the healthcare system to get her Visa.

We tagalog, as it were, as Luna visits first one then a second American doctor for the medical portion of her visa paperwork. If she is at all creeped out by the be-masked and be-scrubbed Doctor Ed Hunter as he measures her nipple size and probes her with a dildo, she doesn't show it.

Then, when she travels to the home of Doctor Eric Swiss (who explains that his office is being renovated), she must convince him in the only way she knows how to sign off on Dr. Hunter's incomplete paperwork.

Readers, I don't know how to justify why Luna had to see two doctors in order to be fucked by one, and why one doctor had an office and scrubs and why the other one didn't. Why couldn't Swiss have just used Hunter's office and getup?

If I had to guess, I would say that director Ed Hunter really wanted an excuse to heft Luna's ripe breasts in his hands and then fuck her with a dildo. It is the exact same impulse that prompted Mr. Mel Gibson to get himself drawn and quartered in "Braveheart."

And maybe I would do the same thing (though you didn't see me putting on blackface to fuck Ashli Orion in my epic "Facts of Life XXX"-who am I to deprive an actor of a job?).

That said, the hurdles Ms. Luna had to undertake in order to get her visa are indicative of America's broken healthcare system and immigration policy.

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