In golf, when your ball is barely inches away from the hole, it's called a gimme. Rihanna: we're barely centimeters away from seeing you totally naked, so how about calling it a gimme and taking the scraps of clothing off?
Some of that isn't even clothing, it's wood chips and dirt! And you're even arching your back, which—in the real world—would make the shmutz slide off and give us a legitimate, 100% clear view of your boobs. We thought you wanted to keep it real, Rihanna! We know we're being greedy, but it's not too much to ask, is it? One more stroke on this range, one more penny on the Benjamin, that's all we want.
· Esquire (esquire.com)
· Via The Nip Slip (thenipslip.com)
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