Alessandra Torresani And The World’s Most Amazing Ass Flash

And the most amazing thing is that Ms. Torresani's posterior is the least amazing part of this photo. Which is not to cast shade on the ass of Alessandra—for it is, indeed, a most glorious ass. But somehow, even this gem of delightfulness pales in comparison to the facial expressions of Ms. Torresani's companions, who seem to be Derek Zoolander and a fellow imported from some alternate dimension of horror.

And Halloween isn't even for a few weeks, too.

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