Sarah McLachlan may have sung about fumbling towards ecstasy, but we suspect that's only because she had yet to discover the power of a carefully placed finger. As our model here (who we think is Lorelei Lee, though we're not one hundred percent sure) carefully (and enthusiastically) demonstrates, with proper fingering technique, the world isn't just your oyster...it's one of those fancy, rare, expensive oysters. And it's all yours.
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