Alana Evans And Misti Dawn Are Pwning Noobs With Their Boobs

One of the great things about being a famous pornstar is that you can turn your everyday habits into fappable spectator events. Case in point: Alana Evans and Misti Dawn are going to be playing "Gears of War 3," topless, on the new Pwned By Girls.

The website debuts tomorrow—coinciding with the "Gears of War 3" release, since the girls love the "Gears" franchise—and you'll be able to join the girls on Xbox Live (their gamer tags are "meowmistidawn" and "superpinkninja"). If you're not into the gaming thing, or are simply too afraid of getting chainsawed in half by a woman you're sexually attracted to, then you can watch what the girls are up to via Streamate and Camworld. You could try playing "Gears" and watching the topless cam at the same time, but that sounds like a recipe for defeat.

We're happy to say that this isn't a one-time event! Misti and Alana are planning to broadcast regular shows from their "Nerd Lair," and other pornstars are slated to show up, get naked, and play games. Some people might be concerned about the blurred lines between the porn world and the gaming world, but we think these two controversial forms of entertainment can learn a lot from each other.

And even if they don't: boobs!

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