“Underbelly”‘s Most Popular Prostitute Is Also Quite Sweet

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We know the Hooker With a Heart of Gold is a tired trope, but you have to admit that this one is a unique combination of talented seductress and accommodating lover. We've never seen anyone react to illiteracy with a hug and a handjob.

Now, in the ideal world, she would use that handjob as a motivational tool to get her man to read. Of course, the ideal world would contain a Nellie Cameron (Anna McGahan's character) who was a full-time dance instructor, who never got involved with razor gangs, and whose mobster boyfriends were never routinely killed by other mobsters. Maybe the Hooked on Handjob Phonics program should be a little lower on our list of priorities.

· Via Johnny Moronic TV (johnnymoronic.com)