Dear John: Your Wife Is A Porn Star

Jessica is an Army wife whose husband, John, is away in Afghanistan. What better way to cheer him up than to send him a film of herself and his best friend fucking?

"My Wife for Porn" is an interesting compilation of amateur videos from contemporary and ancient times (one of the videos on this tenth installation from JM appears to have been shot with a VHS camera with a VHS-era couple). What we see isn't as important, really, as the glimpse we get of the motivation.

Will is an earnest fellow who addresses his friend, John, from a park.

"You said you wanted this, John," he says sheepishly several times. To his left preens Jessica, who looks much more confident but is just as eager to emphasize that "you said you wanted this."

The temporary couple repairs to a specially-decorated (with butterflies) room, in the middle of which sits a mattress with what sounds to be plastic wrap under the sheet. We forget, until we meet Will, that most male performers shave their legs.

The couple engages in competent porn-style sex and our filmed equally competently. The only difference is that Will forgets to come all over his best friend's wife's face and instead comes in her mouth! When is the last time that happened?

If I were fighting for my country, a video of my wife fucking another dude is not what I would want to find in a care package, even if they mentioned me several times. Off the top of my head, I imagine I'd want Kit Kat bars.

· JM Productions (jerkoffzone.com)
· Buy "My Wife for Porn 10" (jerkoffzomne.com)