Loren Kemp Even Looks Hot When She’s Unkempt

Get it? Terrible joke. But who doesn't love that bed head look? Sure, it's completely manufactured and one of those cheap jabs at the heart, but we'd gladly have Loren Kemp insinuate herself into our early morning fantasies like this.

The only problem is that our sheets are nowhere as nice as hers, and we'd feel bad fantasizing about her when our thread counts are so low. That stuff matters, you know? Loren is used to high quality cotton, fur, and looking excellent naked. Oh, and freckles and cigarettes, too. You need to treat your fantasy woman properly.