Flower Tucci Has To Serve Somebody

Seeing Flower Tucci in a business suit and conservative haircut, clutching her clipboard as she checks addresses in a sketchy neighborhood, almost made us forget everything we know about porn and about county employees.

Flower arrives at the door of one Cuntre Pipes and explains that she is not there because of the Craiglist ad for adult models, but instead to serve him papers that will force him to relinquish his "big weapon."

"I ain't signing nothing," declares Pipes.

It is at this moment that a County employee should leave and secure police backup, especially as a man named Ice returns to the room. But not Tucci.

"Maybe we can work something out," she says, adding, "but I'm not gonna be happy unless I have two dicks in my mouth."

While you can guess where this scene goes from there, I'll mention that no longer is Tucci the corn-rowed party girl we remember from Seymore Butts' "Family Business" lo these many years ago. Now she reminds us that, beneath every business suit of the people trying to serve us subpoenas, is a writhing sexual jackhammer yearning for us to convince her otherwise.

At least that's what I'm going to say when the warrants are finally issued.

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