Why Can’t More Criminals Be Busty, Naked Teresa Palmer?

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Take note, criminals of the world: we are more likely to comply with your demands and give you money if you look like Teresa Palmer. The combination of being cutthroat and completely naked gives her an edge over your run-of-the-mill burglar.

On a separate note, this clip from "Restraint" provides us with a fascinating look at how Stephen Moyer has sex when he's not playing Bill from "True Blood." We've always wondered if he normally has sex like an Antebellum era vampire, but he doesn't! At least in this film he fucks like an agoraphobic art dealer who misses his wife dearly. Awkward, yes, but also still hot.

· Buy "Restraint" (2008) (amazon.com)