“Made in Colombia” Is Bogotalicious

Nacho Vidal dives face-or-cock-first (whichever happens to be closer) into juicy Colombianas in this Spanish-only (we were able to figure out "puta" and "culo") extravaganza that made us rethink our post-"Our Lady of the Assassins" travel ban.

This collection of trysts from late-afternoon hotel rooms, featuring hookers both mercenary and wholesome (but each one fleshy and compelling to our protagonist, Mr. Vidal), is great fun.

Women in body-stockings, dark-eyed temptresses, feisty cartel prosties. Viva Colombia.

While we don't always know what they're saying, we are aware of Nacho's powerful affection for them, and we get the feeling that, though this filmed romp is taking longer than they usually have to deal with, each woman is really being taken care of.

I think of Senora Maia, my sophomore Spanish teacher, and if she would be proud of me that I instantly translated the breathy words of the woman from Scene Two: "Tu tienes mi cunta."

I think I'll send this to her.

Meanwhile, enjoy Vidal's perfect little travelogue, and wish that your coffee came with what he's having.

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