Welcome To The Hotel Blowjob

"Relax," said the night man, "we are programmed to receive. You can ejaculate any time you like, but you can never leave!"

We would've constructed a larger parody of "Hotel California" and, you know, changed more than a single word in the song, but we just discovered that you should never mix Eagles with porn because the most horrible soundtrack will get stuck in your head the next time you try to watch someone give a blowjob. And this girl doesn't deserve that, really; she's a good sport and she laughs off the cumshot that splatters her from hair to chin (such a lovely face).

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