Julia Stegner Is A Tall Drink Of Naked Water

She's like extra-watery water, with electrolytes and other good stuff. Also, even though she's only 5'11", she seems ridiculously tall. We are both intimidated and aroused (pretty much business as usual around these parts).

According to her Wikipedia page, Stegner used to play basketball when she was younger, and her classmates called her "Beanpole" because of her height. Silly children with their cruelty and lack of foresight; how embarrassing. Stegner's page also has a cryptic and somewhat creepy phrase at the bottom of the Career section that reads, "She usually rides a bicycle."

· Via Pretty Hot and Sexy (itr2010.org)