The Ice Man Cometh

Keri Windsor does her best not to melt an ice sculpture as she has her way with it while we imagine the guy in the soundbooth intoning "Fire. Ice. Fire. Ice" over and over again. 1999 was a simpler time.

We are enjoying the 40 scenes from Adam & Eve's 40th Anniversary set, including this blue-tinted gem from 1999's "Fire & Ice."

At what point does a scene qualify as a "classic"? Even if Windsor looks more like her contemporary counterparts than not (although she doesn't have a tattoo), we have to respect our forebears for getting an ice sculpture in the budget.

Somehow Windsor is naked in a room with an ice man whose ice phallus reads like an expurgated "Wonder Twins" episode. She deftly alternates between it and a glass dildo as New Age jazz/AT&T's current hold music plays in the background, mixed with the "Fire. Ice" guy and her own orgasmic overdubs delivered, disconcertingly, while her mouth is closed.

Sadly, the climax of the scene isn't several scoops of ice cream deposited onto Windsor's head and neck, as clearly Windsor was a classier performer than that. She left the business several years ago and we miss her, especially since we wonder if she ever did the same thing with a butter sculpture.

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Buy "Adam & Eve's 40th Anniversary Collection" (tlavideo.com)
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Buy "Adam & Eve's 40th Anniversary Collection" (tlavideo.com)
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Buy "Adam & Eve's 40th Anniversary Collection" (tlavideo.com)