“Heart Strings” Is Sexier Than “Heart Valves”

I have met Michael Vegas and can attest that he is a bright and ambitious young man. But the boxcover for Wicked's "Heart Strings" suggests that he would rather play guitar than fuck that smug look off Brooklyn Lee's face.

A number of companies are releasing "romance" movies, designed to appeal to those couples who don't ejaculate on each other's faces. So maybe in this hypothetical world, handyman drifer Tommy (Vegas) wouldn't pull off Emma's (Brooklyn Lee's) clothes and instead would serenade her with his incessant fucking noodling.

Emma is heartbroken after being dumped by her high school sweetheart. Lucky Tommy gets work at her ranch, and the bonus is that he doesn't have a lumbering, puppy-killing ward with him like that last drifter did.

Tommy eyes the guitar left behind by Emma's late father.

"Do you play?" she asks, romance kindling in her broken heart. Had it been a baritone horn or, worse, a zither that her father played, well, no fluid would have been exchanged.

But Tommy has a past that isn't limited to his horrible lip-synching. Dragon Lady India Summer delivers this news to Emma, whose lips plump out with grief and betrayal.

But Emma and Tommy patch things up, and he comes on her buttocks, the way people in love do.

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