Combine The Words “Ass” “Big” “Chick” And “Facial”

The author titled this "Big Ass Chick gets Facial," but that makes us imagine some gigantic woman getting jizzed upon. Perhaps "Chick gets Big Ass Facial" would be better, but that would leave out the size of her rump. Dilemma.

We shouldn't be nitpicky about this kind of stuff—especially when the video is so varied and interesting—but we think about titles all day every day, so this tends to stick out for us. What about "Facial Chick has Big Ass"? The term "facial chick" pretty much means "a lady who gets facials." We feel this is superior to "Big Ass Chick" because, in addition to the issue we mentioned earlier, we were also left wondering what an "Ass Chick" might be.

· Big Ass Chick gets Facial (pornhub.com)