Der Lehrer: Mila Beth And Steve Holmes

In Belladonna's "Test Subjects," Steve Holmes endeavors to teach free-spirited Czech Mila Beth German, but all she wants to do is dance (and lose her pants).

Despite all the Slutwalks I've attended and the sensitivity trainings we've taken here at Fleshbot West, I couldn't help but think that, dressed that way, Mila Beth had no intention of learning the difference between the German and English versions of Nena's "99 Red Balloons."

"There seems to be an inevitability here," I said. "I really think she's going to fuck her teacher."

It has been said, both in praise and concern, that Steve Holmes, 50, would fuck a chair. We are happy both for Holmes and IKEA that he has the opportunity to fuck Mila instead, which he does with his trademark zeal and gratitude.

For her part, Mila is exotic and captivating and, though we aren't convinced she'll go anywhere as a dancer with that attitude, we are certain that she'll always have work.

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