It’s A Party Until Some “Vampires” Show Up And Scare The Naked Ladies

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Every time we go out, there's good vibes, well-dressed people, and comfortable places to relax. Bo-ring. We want to go to a party like this: with a priest, a sheriff, and a bunch of other drunk, dangerous men ogling topless women who for some reason decide to hang out.

We're down with everything but the vampire showing up and killing everyone; we'll probably head home before that happens. On a completely unrelated note, this movie provides a good (although quite sinister) look at Sheryl Lee's butt, and Ms. Lee played Laura Palmer on our favorite show ever: "Twin Peaks." It's been a while since we've mentioned that show. We felt like we ought to say something about it.

· Buy "Vampires" (1998) (amazon.com)