Let Us Now Praise Huge Cans

Maggie Green and Yurizan Beltran stir up something ancient in us, a cortical affection that predates our more recent love for the likes of the mouthful-breasted Stoya: Huge Cans. Join us for a trip down mammary lane.

Let's say people like the delightful Stoya and Jiz Lee are urbanely breasted, whereas Michigan's Green and L.A.'s Beltran have an old-country cornfededness to them.

I don't know about you, but there is definitely a boob ghetto that excludes the small or the large, depending on the market. And prejudice cuts both ways; how else would you describe the title "Freaks of Boobs 3"?

All are welcome under this tent I've pitched ("If you're not hard, there's something wrong with you," says Green). I'm here to say there is room for all of them here, and we will turn no boobs away, unless they belong to men.

Green and Beltran do not have freakishly large boobs. You know who had freakishly large boobs? My math teacher. But Father MacDonald has no place on Fleshbot.

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Buy "Freaks of Boobs 3" (excaliburfilms.com)
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Buy "Freaks of Boobs 3" (excaliburfilms.com)
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Buy "Freaks of Boobs 3" (excaliburfilms.com)