Carol Queen Wants You To “Gush” All Over The Place

April 15, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

In this Pleasure-Ed video, Dr. Carol Queen and a bevy of sexy G-Spot go-getters teach you how to tap into the powers (somewhat) hidden inside every vagina. Here's a hint: it involves a lot of lube and some come-hither fingers.

Gush: The Official Guide to the G-Spot & Female Ejaculation

Studio: Good Releasing (Pleasure-Ed)
Directors: Jackie Strano, Coyota Days, Shar Rednour, and Dr. Carol Queen, Ph. D
Cast: Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan, Mickey Mod, Syd Blakovich, Sophia St. James, Mirabelle Hayes, Maxwell Silver, Gloria, and Altair Shadowand

We were a bit wary about this at first. Why does this get to be the "Official Guide"? Did the International G-Spot Board hold a press conference? Does such a board even exist?

Well if it did, Dr. Carol Queen would most certainly be the chairwoman; her sexology knowledge is not only valuable and fascinating, but it easily lends itself to sexy movies like this. Spoiler alert: I'm about to gush about "Gush."

The film is structured around a radio show with Michelle Meow (of Swirl Radio SF) and Dr. Queen during which listeners call-in to ask questions about g-spots, female ejaculation, and sex toys. The first caller asks, "If I'm getting eaten out and fingered at the same time, what kind of orgasm am I likely to have?" The Doctor breaks it down: maybe you're having a clitoral orgasm, maybe it's a vaginal orgasm, or maybe it's a combination!

As always, Dr. Queen is sharp, polite, and easy to understand, and even though this isn't the most amazing knowledge to reach our ears, it sets up a lovely scene in which Sophia St. James brings Syd Blakovich to a "blended orgasm." Just as Syd's eyes start rolling to the back of her head, Sophia lubes up her hand and plunges four fingers inside Syd. For the grand finale, Syd crouches above her partner and taps her g-spot until a shower of squirt falls upon Sophia's chest.

Back on the radio show, a caller decides that he needs some real talk: what's up with the G-Spot? Does it exist? Where is it? Dr. Queen breaks it down. The G-Spot (a.k.a, the Gräfenberg Spot, a.k.a., the female prostate, urethral sponge, etc.) is real, accessible, and way easier to find when the G-Spot hunter is turned on. She explains it much better than we ever could, but it's a little bit inside and on the upper wall of the vagina. Wait, why are we explaining this to you? You probably know what's up.

Next, we get to watch a real life couple, Mirabelle Hayes and Maxwell Silver, get naked and play with Mirabelle's G-Spot! Everything starts slow, clothing comes off, the Hitachi Magic Wand comes out, and before you know it, Maxwell twists his hand into some obscure gang sign that only Mirabelle's vagina recognizes, and it responds by sending wave after wave of pleasure into her body. A deep moan escapes her, she squeezes his arms with her thighs, and let's out a meek whisper: "Where's that lube?"

The rest of the movie proceeds in the same fashion: callers ask about the best toys and techniques for finding the G-Spot, the easiest ways to induce female ejaculation, and Dr. Queen leaves us with a note about safe sex. By the way, don't bother trying to use a dental dam with a squirter: "It's like putting a hanky on a hot spring."

On the pornographic side of life, Jiz Lee searches for the perfect toy, Gloria throws on some gloves and puts her fist to Altair Shadow, and—our favorite scene—Mickey Mod cooks dinner for/fucks the bejesus out of/induces mad squirting in Dylan Ryan.

If you're the sort of person who demands penetration in your porn, ~~you need to open your frickin' mind~~ you'll enjoy this scene with Mickey and Dylan. Ladies love Mickey Mod; he's like a non-sadistic version of Manuel Ferrara, but he still knows the best moves to get his women off. Honestly, I would've taken more notes, but my hands were, uh, busy. Just know that this scene involves lots of lubricant, powerful shoulder muscles, multiple squirting orgasms, choking, thigh-shaking, and yes, another Magic Wand.

This is easily one of my favorite Pleasure Ed videos. Dr. Queen doesn't overexplain things, her information is frequently summarized in subtitles, and there's enough dirty, squirty sex for those who don't give a damn about education. Maybe "Gush" isn't as hot and heavy as "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Female Orgasms," but it's incredibly intimate, it comes with tons of thought-provoking extras, and frankly, it makes me want to run out and buy some towels and a Magic Wand for my lady.

· Good Releasing (goodreleasing.com)
· Buy "Gush: The Official Guide to the G-Spot & Female Ejaculation" (goodvibes.com)