“Das Dunkle Haus” Is Sexier Than It Sounds

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Really, "Das dunkle Haus" means "The Dark House," and it's just an episode of the German TV show "Inga Lindstrom." However, if we were somewhat more crass of a website, we would say something like, "This chick gets dunkled."

Ahem. But we wouldn't say something like that because that would be saying, "This young woman was darkened." While that might make some an interesting bit of poetry/a horrifying euphemism for something we don't understand, it's beside the point. We're here to point out how sensual this dunkle haus, and to once again reaffirm that German television is the greatest in the world.

· "Inga Lindstrom" (TV Series 2004- ) (imdb.com)