Some people are so gosh darn proud of their morning exercise routines, they have to record them with their cell phones (or perhaps their iPods). It's like, we get it, you have great cardiovascular and you enjoy titfucking.
Why you trying to make us feel less cool than you? What's that about? Some of us get winded walking up four flights of stairs, and you have a heart healthy enough to fool around in the morning and film it. We bet your secret is some cereal like Special K or Kashi. Now that we've said that you'll comment and be like, "Naw, Honey Nut Cheerios!" and we will feel like chumps for ever doubting you bomb sex skills or the delicious taste of Cheerios.
· Morning Sex (xtube.com)