Maria Fowler’s Breasts Can’t Stay Out Of The Spotlight

Launching a career by posing in lad mags is a bit of a Faustian bargain: sure, you may find your way to great new heights of fame (like starring on a reality show like "The Only Way is Essex"!), but at the end of the day, you'll always be beholden to the one that brung you (namely, your breasts).

Case in point: Maria Fowler is famous for so much more than baring her tits (or so we've been led to believe, anyway), but what happens the first minute she's out in public? Instant nip slip! Trust us, Maria: after your boobs got that sweet taste of the spotlight, they were never going to let it go. It's pointless to try and stop them.

· Photo by Pacific Coast News (pacificcoastnews.com)