“Star Wars” Vs. “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody”: A Comparison

Today, a press release from Vivid announced the cast of Axel Braun's big budget "Star Wars" porn parody. Will this cause a great disturbance in the Force, or will it be a New Hope for the future of parody porn?

Let's take a look at the cast next to the actors they're parodying, and see if they're Jedi material...or if Axel's about to create something even more blasphemous than Jar Jar Binks.

Princess Leia Organa: Carrie Fisher
Leia XXX: Allie Haze
Luke Skywalker: Mark Hamill
Luke XXX:: Michael Vegas
Han Solo: Harrison Ford
Han XXX: Rocco Reed
Darth Vader: David Prowse and the voice of James Earl Jones
Darth XXX: Lexington Steele
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Alec Guinness
Obi-Wan XXX: Tom Byron
Chewbacca: Peter Mayhew
Chewie XXX: Alec Knight (covered in fur)