HapPenis Hats…For When You Need A Hat For Your Penis

Well, consider this one of the weirdest most interesting things we've seen this week: a lovely little collection of hats, designed specifically to be worn by the head downstairs. Hey, if ladies get pasties, why can't penises wear hats?

Ranging from top hats for formal days to viking hats for manly days to cobra hats for...we don't know what kind of days, the hats seem like a pretty fun way to add a little spice to your bedroom. Just, uh, remember to take them off before you do anything sexywise with them. Hot as they may look, we're pretty sure they're not that great as French ticklers.

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