Paige Ashley: First Class Mail-Order Bride

After Team Fleshbot went on a field trip to see "Hall Pass," we looked into getting some mail order brides to make things easier. It didn't pan out. Instead, we offer you willing British tart Paige Ashley in "American Bride."

For reasons unexplained aside from the fact that she is impossibly hot, sassy Brit Paige Ashley decides to go to America to find a husband.

First, she must get a goodbye present from fellow Limette Cindy Behr.

Once in Hollywood, Ashley samples TJ Cummings, Dane Cross, Talon, Sascha, and Jerry before arriving at no conclusion at all.

Paige Ashley is not only lovely to look at but she smokes unapologetically. Judging by her rental car, it doesn't seem that she'd need to marry for money, nor is it apparent why she'd need to cross an ocean for wealthy sexual partners.

What I'm saying, Readers, is that this movie does not make sense.

(And this is the point we say "Fuck sense.")

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