You Know What Helps Astigmatism? Jizz

February 23, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

We don't know the biological reasons behind it, but it does! Why else would this guy not ejaculate on his woman's glasses? Unless, of course, he just has poor aim. We're gonna pretend he's a doctor instead.

Alternately, maybe her glasses were too small of a target to catch his come. It's not her fault! Not everybody shops for glasses whilst thinking about the potential to deflect jizz. We'd like to point out that Ray Bans are perfect for this kind of stuff. (This message brought to you by Ray Ban.)

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