How does the perfect creampie begin? Well, in this couple's estimation, it starts with a little rubbing, some lingerie, and a camera. After all, you need to record your experiments for others to reproduce.
How does the perfect creampie end? With a creampie, duh. Everything you do in the middle is up to you, even if that means eating a sandwich. (See? We're still talking about sandwiches. We started the day mentioning one, now we're ending it with another. It's a meta-sandwich.)
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