Mea Maxima Krupa!

It's been forever since we've thought Joanna Krupa's flawless body, and for that, we are truly sorry. Here to help us repent is the latest issue of Russian Maxim, in which Joanna plays "Robinson Crusue" in some thongs.

It's not just a clever premise for a spread, it also makes us wonder what Joanna Krupa would want with her on a deserted island. The go-to answer for most people is "hot babe" (with "boat" winning a close second place), but what if you're already the hot babe? Then, we suppose, you live the rest of your days on that island, happy as can be.

· Joanna Krupa in Maxim Magazine