Taylor Wane, The Cuckold, And The Cuckolded

"He had a hard-on that big in class?" gulps Taylor Wane's hapless husband of her rendering of an art school model. "No, that's just how I imagine it would have looked like erect," she says. Know where this is going?

Just to be clear, in "Mom's Cuckold 5," poor shmoe Gabriel is identified as Taylor Wane's husband, but neither of them wear wedding rings. And at no point do either refer to their children. So how do we know Wane is a "Mom?" Are we to assume that her child is filming this, perhaps as part of his psychoanalysis?

Because of these details, I also suspect that producers believe the word "cuckold" refers to sullen art school stud Jon Jon rather than low-status insurance salesman Gabriel. For future reference, Porn Valley, a cuckold is the man who is cheated on involuntarily, and if you want to get really specific, the man who tolerates his wife's infidelity is called a wittol.

But we're here for the fucking, right?

"I was thinking that maybe he could come over," says Wane to dumbfounded Gabriel.

"Whatever makes you happy, Baby," says he.

"Good, because he's on his way."

When Jon Jon arrives, the men shake hands and then, because we cannot delay Fate, Wane unbuckles the artist and goes to town (although she gets there on the other side of the road, being from England). Gabriel watches, props up his wife's leg here and there, and allows Jon Jon the access he needs.

Other scenes in this movie carry just a little more humiliation, but this one will do to let us know that, in terms of vocabulary, "cuckold" is the new "lesbian."

· Reality Junkies (momscuckold.com)
· Wittols: Cuckolds without the Consequences (gramponante.com)
· Buy "Mom's Cuckold 5" (gamelink.com)