It’s Like An Arms Race, Except For Tits

Alice Goodwin has finally had enough of people praising Sammy Braddy's boobs, and vice versa. Instead of settling their differences in the traditional Jello wrestling court (like we prayed for), they decided to take their dispute to ZOO Magazine.

And guess what? They both win. We expected as much. At least we learned a lot about their breasts in the process, including their signature boob moves, training regimens, and their breasts' favorite pump-up (push-up?) songs. This information might come in handy!

· Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin topless for ZOO (nsfwpoa.com)