Your Week In Porn: A Drink With Ron Jeremy

Wondering what the haps are in Porn Valley this week? Well, hold on to your hats, cause we've got an update straight from 2010 Crush Object of the Year Bobbi Starr herself.

This week: Would you drink a rum with a hedgehog's mug on it? I won't take any of that dirty porno money, says Octomom as she spanks a diapered dwarf. That kid from "Home Alone" may or may not be banging a porn star. And much, much more.

What's new in Juliland.com: Two new photosets and a movie with jGrrl Jayden Cole and another with jGrrl of the Year Lexi Belle. Asian bombshell Miko Lee explodes in a new photoset. All new updates five days a week!

Ron Jeremy. The stuff of legend and, apparently, rum. (uncrate.com)

What recession? Octomom returns Vivid's filthy lucre while continuing to peddle her spanking tape for filthy lucre from other people. (dlisted.com)

You know what takes the edge off not dating Mila Kulnis anymore? Banging a porn star. Also: How the hell is Macaulay Culkin getting all this tail? (thesuperficial.com)

"Going to the Superbowl," is apparently code to going to the strip club. (tmz.com)

Your week in parodies: "Silence of the Lambs" with Kagney Linn Karter. "Clarice, what huge cans you have." Not too be confused with the '90s X-rated classic, "Silence of the GAMS." (xbiz.com)

Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi on his sex scandal: "Siffredi and I both have the same problem: priapism." Not making this shit up. (avn.com)

Your week in parodies 2, electric boogaloo: Superman. Does anyone shoot features with original scripts anymore? (xbiz.com)

James Franco: put the camera down and leave porn to the professionals. (avn.com)

Two girlfriends, a mansion and an adult media empire. Compared to Hugh Hefner, what the hell have you done with your life? (xbiz.com)

Lupe Fuentes launches clothing line for petite girls, because fat chicks get all the cool threads. (tmz.com)

BobbiStarr.com - the cure for the not-so-common libido. (BobbiStarr.com)

Republished with permission from Bobbi Starr's website.