Your Week In Porn: Things That Go D’Oh! In The Night

Wondering what the haps are in Porn Valley this week? Well, hold on to your hats, cause we've got an update straight from 2010 Crush Object of the Year Bobbi Starr herself.

Porn finally parodies "The Simpsons." Producers go after BitTorrents, never mind about tube sites and RapidShare. What's worse than shooting a movie without a permit? Shooting a movie where they'll stone you to death. Kink finds virgin, no angry god to sacrifice her to. The biggest lie after "I love you?" "It was an honor just to be nominated."

All this and more when you scroll down.

What's new in Juliland: Two new fotoland sets with Audrey Bitoni and Reena Sky; a Miko Lee movie and still and video of jGrrl of the Month Jayden Cole! (juliland.com)

Another year, another AVN Show. (avn.com)

Ah, the AVN Awards. As if everyone in this business didn't need another reason to be catty. (avn.com)

CNBC names the "Dirty Dozen" of porn. No, it's not a parody and no, I am not Lee Marvin (though I am on the list). (cnbc.com)

Twenty two seasons of "The Simpsons," and it's come to this. If this is the Mr. Sparkle episode, I am going to be pissed. (avn.com)

BobbiStarr.com. Just give in to the peer pressure. (bobbistarr.com)

Our nominee for the Darwin Awards: German shoots porn in Islamic country. (avn.com)

The adult industry's new business model: wholesale lawsuits. (xbiz.com)

Seriously? Someone found a virgin in San Francisco? (xbiz.com)

Supposed topless images of JWow hit the Internet, Pope admits there is no God. (fleshbot.com)

Russia censors porn movie. Insert "In Soviet Russia…" joke here. (xbiz.com)

Burlesque Dancers costumed as Rei from "Neon Genesis Evangelion" and Sailor Moon? Yes please. And can I have another? (toplessrobot.com)

Your tax dollars at work: Study sex in space now, damnit! (slashdot.org)

Republished with permission from Bobbi Starr's website. Photo courtesy of Private.