Porn For Straight Girls: Singing More Praises Of “Bad Girls 5”

In case we haven't talked up Stoya's DP debut enough, now I'm recommending it as a great straight-girl watch! But, let's be real: Stoya's such a crowd-pleaser, there's no way this movie wasn't going to make it into this column.

Plus, the rest of "Bad Girls 5" is also really, really good, so it's not one of those situations where you just watch the one bit. I'm not always a huge fan of Digital Playground for straight girl-friendly porn, since it's very mainstream, but I liked this a lot. It helps that many of my major crush objects are featured: Stoya (obviously), James Deen (also, duh), Manuel Ferrara, and Tori Black. It's plotless, energetic, and kinky, P-O-R-N with stilettos and corsets on top. Totally what I want to watch in mindless smut on a random Wednesday or Thursday night.

The opening scene has Tori and Manuel, who are always a pleasure to watch. Tori's cheating on her boyfriend with Manuel, his roommate. Their characteristic goofy banter revolves around this: "Don't tell him anything!" "You don't say anything!" Sometimes they squabble more like siblings than fuck buddies. There's plenty of rimming, oral, and spanking interspersed with the fucking.

Stoya's infamous (on Fleshbot) DP scene dispenses with any effort at plot, and zooms straight into the hardcore. She struts into the room in sheer lingerie and heels (and some wacky, Lisa Frank-bright eyeshadow) and plops herself down between James Deen and Steve Holmes. Stoya is always super excited, and looks like she's having the best time anyone has ever had while sandwiched between two enormous cocks. We've already written about how hot this scene is, but believe me: it does it for a straight girl too.

Stoya's the only one who gets DP'd, but Rebecca Linares and Angelina Armani both enjoy serious threesome action with Tommy Gunn/Steve Nails and Tommy Gunn/Mick Blue, respectively. I was less into those scenes, since they felt a little too standard-porn and not even especially bad of the titular "Bad Girls," but they were still enjoyable to watch.

Manuel Ferrara makes a second one-on-one appearance with Jenny Hendrix, which is amusingly meta; she brings a video camera into their bedroom, and Manuel proceeds to make his own "porno movie," as he refers to it. It's not quite the same chemistry as he has with Tori, but I love, love, love watching Manuel Ferrara fuck. And, for some reason, hearing him speak, even though I don't particularly think his accent is sexy. It's just... compelling.

Finally, there's some sort of adorable behind-the-scenes footage with Stoya, who chats about how excited she is about her first DP scene before returning in full makeup and "clothing" with Steve Holmes, who she gleefully informs us "stayed an extra week!" to film this with her. If you like BTS footage, it's totally worth watching.

Why is this great for straight girls? Well, everyone looks genuinely enthusiastic about being there; there's a ton of cunnilingus and kinkiness; and even though it's pornier porn than I've recommended since "Evil Anal 11," it's as fun and sexy as anything I've seen from Digital Playground. So, seriously: I know we've talked it to death, but get this film.

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