There’s No Way This Sexy, Model-Gorgeous, Hung Guy is Real

I've seen enough 1970's dystopian sci fi movies to know that falling in love with a science experiment is bad news bears, but I'd risk the safety of the planet if it meant I could get this beautiful and obviously genetically tampered with amateur stud! With a model-gorgeous face, perfect body, nice balls, and tall drink of dick, this jerk offer (Broad City reverence coming) was programmed to make you horny! I'd be happy to do some genetic testing with that load of jizz!

Via xHamster