Alexis Ford Brings “Improvement” To Tools

Maybe you think the effort in choosing porn parody titles involves nothing more than perusing TV Guide listings-and in most cases you'd be right-but "Home Improvement XXX" does some inspired things regardless, even if the laugh track was wishful thinking.

Home Improvement XXX

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: David Lord
Starring: Alexis Ford, Anthony Rosano, Syren de Mer, Randy Spears, Seth Gamble, Danny Wylde, Dane Cross, Jay Ashley, Brynn Tyler, India Summer, Charisma Capelli

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Home Improvement" originally starred Tim Allen and Pamela Anderson as host and eye candy, respectively, of a handyman-oriented TV show. The ambitious show-within-a-show in the porn version involves sex with tool groupies and Rosano's own fantasies about Ford, which come to fruition within the sacred bonds of his marriage to Syren de Mer.

Incorporating excellent set design and the game performances of Rosano and India Summer, playing his wife's best friend, "Home Improvement XXX" suffers from an overgenerous laugh track and a lot of awkwardness as some actors puzzle over the script, which thinks highly of them.

Jim is suffering a marital slump as he ponders his mortality. His grown sons are back from school (extra opportunity for sex scenes with milves, girlfriends, etc.) and he is curious about lost opportunities. That his opportunity presents itself in the form of the juicy Alexis Ford is a satisfying moment, even if it should have been saved for the end of the movie.

Instead, Ford delivers a gloryhole blowjob to Randy Spears, who plays the mysterious other-side-of-the-fence neighbor Milson. This is, while a clever porny take on the show, not the climax it should be.

Directed with all the resources Adam & Eve would allot to him by David Lord, the DVD of "Home Improvement XXX" comes with a nine-inch ruler that is a nice touch.

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