Grab A Seat (On Tom Byron’s Face)

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It's the best seat in the house, and Tom saved it just for you, Sasha Grey! Can't no ergonomic chair compete with Tom's tongue. We bet British monarchs don't have thrones this nice (as far as we know).

We could be wrong about that last one. Think about it: if you were part of one of the most recognizable and admired royal families in existence today, wouldn't you request the Royal Engineers build you a chair like this? Guard the throne jealously, Sasha.

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