There’s Something About a Navy Zip Up Hoodie

Okay, this is only going to touch a percentage of you, but for those that it does touch, I hope it feels just right. When I was in college Conor Oberst AKA Bright Eyes paved the way for navy zip up hoodie usage, and as a huge Bright Eyes fan, my best friend said that every guy in the world needed a navy zip up hoodie. Of course, she also said that guys who use umbrellas are terrible people. And I have to agree.

MY POINT is that I've been conditioned through my college years to get wet when I see a navy sip up hoodie because it makes me think of all the fantasies I had about getting it in with Conor. Today's amateur jack offer is wearing a navy zip up, so, there you go. It's Monday. Wait, fuck, is that black? Goddamn!

Via xHamster