Ashton Kutcher’s Alleged Mistress Has An Alleged Sex Tape

It's funny: just a few weeks ago, we hadn't even heard of Brittney "Alleged Ashton Kutcher Mistress" Jones. Now, not only do we know who she is—we've seen her naked! And may see her sex tape!

Yes, an ex-boyfriend has told Radar all about this sex tape which we're supposed to care about for some reason (it's maybe two steps of separation away from an Ashton/Demi sex tape?). But, still, all these sexy rumors and pictures and videotapes coming to light so quickly? Why, it's almost as if some giant publicity machine was working behind the scenes to coordinate a massive publicity stunt, latching on to Ashton Kutcher's coattails to make us all care about some total nobody (who will maybe launch a reality show this fall?).

But who are we kidding: no one would put that much effort into something this meaningless. Right?

· EXCLUSIVE: Ashton Kutcher's Mistress Made Sex Tape (radaronline.com)