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There is no winning an argument with Mason Moore when her nipples are poking that way, and that is probably why Derrick Pierce's protestations sound so lame. But we realize that there is something more to their relationship than thought.

Moore interrupts Pierce as the latter polishes his hog. Apparently last night he was spotted talking to another lady up in da biker club

"Who is that girl?" she says. "Who is that bitch?"

"What girl?" protests Pierce, then catches sight of Moore's nipples, and loses all the Rhetoric training he learned at Harley Davidson U. "And why does she have to be a bitch?"

"You are such an asshole!" she says.

"Why do I got to be an asshole?" he says.

"You are such a piece of shit!" she says.

"Why do I got to be a piece of shit?" he says.

If I were sitting on my porch with a shotgun and heard this vapid conversation, I would shoot them both to protect my Social Security from their gene pool contribution.

But then I remember this is all playacting, and I admire their skill in evoking such powerful emotions from me.

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