There are "tit slips" and then there are "TIT SLIPS!" If you're going to accidentally grace the world with a nipple or two, own it, and shine brighter than the paparazzi's flash.
How's that for a Hallmark card? We always knew boobs were inspirational, but now we can put them in birthday cards (for the friends we really like).
· Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Tit Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)