Certain efforts of mutual masturbation reach Olympian heights of greatness: all you see is a whirling mess of limbs and toys rubbing up against genitals, and all you hear is moaning and the faint buzz of a vibrator.
We're pretty sure the Sumerians had some nifty etiology like this; you know, masturbation ends up creating the world or something to that extent. It's nice to see a couple reviving ancient mythology for viewing pleasure of XTube patrons.
· fun with wife (xtube.com)