It Don’t Mean A Thing If It Ain’t Got That (Carmella) Bing

Carmella Bing is smart. "When I'm laying down, sure I like to play with them," she says of the 34F stars of "Racked And Stacked 2." "But when I'm on top I need something to grab onto for stability."

Carmella Bing is one of our favorites because only if we close one eye and distract ourselves with a menial task can we not imagine her in a pornographic setting. That said, she doesn't lay it on so thick that we can't imagine dining on pizzas and beer with her, either (while alerting our friends through constant status updates). It's complicated.

Also, she thinks like a guy; she's very visual.

"I think piledriver is very hot," she says of her favorite sexual position. "Because you get to see everything."

It is a disappointment that Bing does not get to enjoy a piledriver during her scene with the otherwise-grateful Miles, but at least we get to see everything.

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